Portsmouth is a shit hole.
I want to move away. But it is also home, so I don't.
If I was minted I'd move to Fowey. And move my parents with me.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)

but...but...but
Spinacre tower and Gunwharf keys has transformed the town in the vibrant modern metropolis we all know it to be.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

I like Portsmouth
been a few times, but then again I like all seaside. I even like Cleethorpes and that's a massive pile of pants.
( jenpots, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

I miss the tricorn.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

World's largest Laser Quest
That was a thing to be proud of, not a poncey fucking tower and an all you can eat chinese buffet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

I went to that laser quest a couple of times.
It was shit because there were a bunch of pricks who spent all day every day in there, taking it all far too seriously and ruining it for everyone else.
It would be better nowadays. Since they opened a Games Workshop round the corner. And invented WoW.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)