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Good morning. Absolutely nothing to say again.
I am a shit biscuit. Lol.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)
But the shit biscuit is really a nice biscuit.
AM I DOING IT RITE GONZ?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:36, archived)
But Nice biscuits are shit bm.
I'm a chocolate and hazelnut biscotti
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)
In a way, we're all biscuits, blue star. We're all biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:38, archived)
Apart from jaffa cakes, we've established this.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
Yes.
I got told this yesterday when I claimed to be a Jaffa Cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)
I'm not sure it's that important in this context to be honest.
In fact, the only time the precise definition of a jaffa cake is significant is when it has to go to court for tax reasons. Or when someone is being a prick about it. Just before they go on to insist one pronunkiation of scone is superior to the other. Fucking pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)
Fuck it. the type of biscuit I'm going to be today is an eccles cake.
And if anyprick has a fucking problem with that I'llhunt them down and smash their stupid prick teeth up their fucking cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)
It's clearly pronounced 'scone'
People who say 'scone' are the real fucking pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
Go shove a fortune cookie up your tits.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
There is one pronounciation of scone that is clearly superior
and that is when you pronounce it to sound like a formula one car racing past and exploding
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
this has my full support
when i am mod i will enforce this pronounciation of scone.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)
IT'S BISCOTTI

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)
Just because you are Jeremy Vine from the British BBC Corporation,
don't think you are safe from my violent justice.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
I thought they were dry and rubbish?

(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
I like Jaffa cakes best when the plastic wrapping has been violated and they've gone a bit sort of stale.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)
There are alleged jaffa cakes here in the supermarket.
There are three flavours - orange, strawberry and blueberry. Except they stopped selling the orange ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:53, archived)
Are you MADE OF WRONGNESS The LOVELY Ess Ess Ess?
Have some pandering anyway you Jaffafail.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)
I love them, it's Druid that thinks that
See? www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=jaffa+cakes+are+dry+and+rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)
Sickening
www.b3ta.com/talk/6075711
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
So much WRONGNESS in just one thread The LOVELY Zouwan.
:(
I'm glad that Eely took notes though, so we'll know just who to send for "Re-education".
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:08, archived)
Phwew. For a minute there I was afraid I might have to strike you off the List Of Panderable b3tans.
:D
*MORE PANDERING*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:05, archived)
Why did you not just say you were a Ginger Snap The VIOLENTLY LOVELY Gingezilla?
'Ning.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Haha.
On twitter yesterday and today there's a hashtag which is #describeyourvaginawithamovietitle. I used Ginger Snaps on there. And Blood Feast. And Easy Rider.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)
Blood Feast was a triumph.
I toyed with Tokyo Gore Police...
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
Basket Case.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
Labyrinth.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
What Lies Beneath

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)
Dark Water.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)
The Abyss

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
Mrs Doubtfire

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:36, archived)
Sleepy Hollow

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
Backdraft.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
Dude, Where's My Car?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)
The Blob

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
anywhich way and loose

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
Dunston Checks In

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
Red River

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
Carry on up the Kaiber

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)
Beetlejuice.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:16, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
My Bloody Valentine.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
Goblet of Fire.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
Good one The LOVELY Jaction.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)
Ha. Noit suggested Hot Fuzz

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
alright blue star
I've got to go to Canterbury soon for a meeting and will in no way be using this as an excuse to visit the awesome comic book shop they have there.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
Alright JA
that sounds ace. I've nothing to do except daydream and drink tea. RESULT.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
funnily enough I watched "Dark Passage" last night.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)
Love that film.
I take it all back about scones.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
Dark Passage sounds more like a bum-poke than a fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
I guess you couldn't go for No Country For Old Men.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
Open Season?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
The end of the Shawshank Redemption is a kind of visual metaphor for blue star's cunt.
Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
There Will Be Blood.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0041389/
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

www.imdb.com/title/tt0445953/
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
FINE
www.imdb.com/title/tt0052655/
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)
If we're Roger Cormanning:
Little Shop Of Horrors
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
Carry On Screaming

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
how green was my valley

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
12 Angry Men

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
who's afraid of vagina woolf

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
Panic Womb

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
Pootangeist

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)
big trouble in little vagina

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
womb with a view

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
wombterworld

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
Chocolate Star Wars

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:14, archived)
There are LOADS in the IMDB top 250:
City of God (2002)
Rear Window (1954)
Sunset Boulevard (1950)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Alien (1979)
Paths of Glory (1957)
The Prestige (2006)
The Green Mile (1999)
Raging Bull (1980)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
The Apartment (1960)
Metropolis (1927)
Downfall (2004)
Up (2009)
Sin City (2005)
The Seventh Seal (1957)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
Jaws (1975)
Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
Snatch. (2000)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Notorious (1946)
The Terminator (1984)
The Thing (1982)
Let the Right One In (2008)
Mystic River (2003)
Big Fish (2003)
Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)
You know, some are more ropey than others, but once you start playing this game, 50% of film titles are euphemisms for cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
I might go back and limit that the the ten or so I like.
In fact, I will.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:22, archived)
There.
I'll leave it at that.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:25, archived)
I think Hotel Rwanda is my favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
LOL REPLYING TO YOURSELF IS WAKI

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:27, archived)
no it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:34, archived)

this is because of the freudian underpinnings of cinema, there is probably an MPhil in this, hmm, the penetrative projector, the cinema curtains that part to reveal the world within, the obligatory switching off of the lights...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)
Fuck me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

this is very slightly beyond my remit
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)
Shortbread FTMFW
'Ning The LOVELY Gingezila.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
Let's create Un Platter Pour Dieu De Biscuits in our IMAGINATIONS.
Shortbread, yes. I'd like a couple of fig rolls too, please.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)
fig rolls? pig strolls?
Only if I can have white chocolate chip cookies
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
And a Golden Orient.
Because there's got to be something there that absolutely nobody will eat.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
Viscount

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
Shortbread is old man biscuitry
Alright stuj?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
Aye ta. A lot happier than I was yesterday, what with now knowing that I'm certainly going to Sonisphere.
And you can't beat a bit of FULL BUTTER shortbread.
:D
*Olds it up a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:12, archived)
I agree.
Hole hartedly.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
I love shortbread.
Fuck you you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
you are a rich tea biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:41, archived)
So is your face.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)
old people do love it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
hey baldmonkey
Any luck finding a suit? I had an idea. I don't know where you live, but near me is a vintage clothing store that only stocks American vintage stuff, mostly old leather jackets and such, but they do also do suits, and being from an American supplier there are quite often suits for the more husky gentleman. These shops are not uncommon and are often called uncle Sam's or one in pompey called one legged donkey.

Biscuit lol woop woop I'm a fucking bourbon you racist. Lol x
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:45, archived)
Hey! That's cool man.
I was thinking of popping to one of the One Legged Jockey stores this weekend. Or next weekend. One or the other.
Do I take it you are a Portsmouth too? Hello.
I'm going to trawl the charity shops in Fareham at lunch time.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:50, archived)
i lived in portsmouth a couple of years ago
I miss living by the sea, I don't miss living in Southsea. I think pinstripes are the way forward, and a fancy watch chain you can spin as you stroll along.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)
And a Pimp Hat. Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)
and snakeskin/leopard print brothel creepers.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)
And a silver tipped cane.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
i think we should have our own fashion show on the BBC

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
YEAH!
We'll call it Pimp My Pimp.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)
we'll need two voiceover actors
one for the before shots when they are trampy losers, maybe a sympathetic lady. then the most over excited man in the world for the pimpy reveal. Any suggestions welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)
POCKET WATCH!
YOU FUCKING GENIUS.
So how far away have you moved?
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)
oxford
It's nice here, I have a house on the canal. I own sandbags, for floods, but also to sit on in the shed. I want to buy a boat, but they are lots of money. I sometimes go to Portsmouth to go sailing.

Pocket watches are a big responsibility, you have to wind them regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)
Portsmouth is a shit hole.
I want to move away. But it is also home, so I don't.
If I was minted I'd move to Fowey. And move my parents with me.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:16, archived)
but...but...but
Spinacre tower and Gunwharf keys has transformed the town in the vibrant modern metropolis we all know it to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)
I like Portsmouth
been a few times, but then again I like all seaside. I even like Cleethorpes and that's a massive pile of pants.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
I miss the tricorn.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
World's largest Laser Quest
That was a thing to be proud of, not a poncey fucking tower and an all you can eat chinese buffet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)
I went to that laser quest a couple of times.
It was shit because there were a bunch of pricks who spent all day every day in there, taking it all far too seriously and ruining it for everyone else.
It would be better nowadays. Since they opened a Games Workshop round the corner. And invented WoW.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
Yeah but you do it so well The AWESOME Bee Emm.
*Manders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)
I might make a setupbeatpuke then have a shit.
Or the other way around, the TOTALITARIANALLY BRILLO stuj.
*body slams*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)
Still championing the Oreos over here
Morning
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)
Prick.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)
i recently discovered double cream Oreo's
I think this is a step forward in race relations as it balances up the amount of each ingredient. Are you a racist?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)
My favourite Oreos are the ones covered in white chocolate
Bite each end and then drink some tea through it. Best bit of race relations I've encountered, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
I have never eaten Oreos
They don't grab me as an exciting biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)
I felt similarly until I tried it.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)
They are as you suspected
In common with a load of American confectionery they are powdery, over sweet shite.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
Oreos are what Custard Creams have wet dreams about.

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
I despise you

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
I mean come on, nobody would ever think ginger-creams, custard creams or any other kind of boring british cream-filled nancy-biscuit
would merit being covered in chocolate and sold en masse.
*puts on hard hat and dives for cover*
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
You are the worst kind of fool

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:05, archived)
What's the best kind of fool?

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
Rhubarb Fool, clearly.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, archived)
Frozen Yoghurt > Rhubarb Fool

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
One who doesn't know he's a fool
A thicky, if you will.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
You are correct as always the LOVELIEST DEADLIEST Jenpots.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
last time you tried this you didn't even know what shape oreos were

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)
Sure I do
They're like this but they can also be like this
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:13, archived)

The last biscuit in the barrel
It’s broken all to bits
The other biscuits made it out
The jammie little shits
But this last biscuit lies within
A deep drift of stale crumbs
No humans come to rescue it
With their opposable thumbs
(and no cats either, I’ve no doubt
You’re more than well aware
They have no thumbs to lift the lid
And also do not care)
It dreams of what it hopes will soon
Suffuse its life with glee
The day when it gets lifted out
And dipped into some tea
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
He should go join my grandma's biscuit barrel,
he won't be lonely with all those old-timers telling him their tales about life in the 1940s.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
I'm still not very well

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:28, archived)
malingerer

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)