this is because of the freudian underpinnings of cinema, there is probably an MPhil in this, hmm, the penetrative projector, the cinema curtains that part to reveal the world within, the obligatory switching off of the lights...
( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:31, archived)

Fuck me.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:40, archived)

this is very slightly beyond my remit
( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)