Hilsea

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:16, archived)

Sell it to me.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:17, archived)

There is a lido
That is often closed mid-season due to some sort of HSE violation. That's about it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:18, archived)

FIT.
I would like to be beside the seaside actually but Hilsea sounds a bit mank. No offence, forum banter etc.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

No, you're right...it's rubbish.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

It's near me.
You can tug me off over your tits while talking russian.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)

Niet.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

Ungh.
That's plenty ta.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

I do not mean these things.
Sorry.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:29, archived)

Dr Stiffhardo

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Battleship Potemkock

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:47, archived)

letter to brezknob

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

would you like to buy hilsea?
a fiver, to you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)

For a fiver you could buy Hilsea, Landport and Buckland.
And the Freedom of Copnor
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:22, archived)

i have literally no idea what you are talking about.
don't stop though. i like the confusion.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

Old Portsmouth, Southsea, Milton, Baffins
Doing anything for you?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:25, archived)

oh man, baffins.
this is like that bit from a fish called wanda, isn't it?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:26, archived)

haha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:27, archived)

And get free hand jobs from mike handcock for life

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:23, archived)

pfft...cock

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

does it have both a hill and a sea?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:19, archived)

it's sort of like some hills

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:20, archived)

no, not really
There's a sort of big river that runs towards the sea...but there aren't any hills. Sorry.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)

No.
But within a mile or so there is a hill and in the other direction there is the sea.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 12:21, archived)