cut it off at the nearest joint

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:22, archived)

Imma read that as 'lots of Ibuprofen and painkillers'

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:25, archived)

+ snacks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

Snacks won't help.
...will they?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:44, archived)

look, who's the doctor here?
Just eat some snacks and see me in the morning

Bring wine
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

Yes Doc
*snaffles bag of crisps*
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:10, archived)

that might help numb the pain
when the saw bites in to the bone. That or get really drunk, but carefully mark the correct limb before you start drinking or who knows what you could lose.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

arest joint ck
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:28, archived)

terrible bullying
of the plastic disc throwing crazy cripple.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

ne co
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:29, archived)

cock joint?
i dont have a cock joint, is there something wrong with me?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:32, archived)

yes, undoubtedly

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

How on earth do you manage it when you need to fuck round corners?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:45, archived)

mine has 4 joints for this exact reason

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

Mine helps with the gear changes

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:48, archived)

I can peel a watermelon with mine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:52, archived)

and i thought i felt inadequate before

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:53, archived)

Naw it's cool, you can get it fixed if you really want it.
I hear BM offers some kind of cock-cracking service
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

i don't think i want BM near my cock to be honest
no offence.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 14:57, archived)

Alright...I'LL do it it then...
give it here
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:00, archived)

Too late.
I'm on my way.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:02, archived)

I'm bringing wine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

i've got scented candles
and a warm bath running.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 15:08, archived)