When I moved down to Northampton from Yorkshire, the other kids kept asking me to say things
as they found my charming Northern accent something to be ridiculed fascinating.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:23, archived)

When I used to go on holiday
to see my cousins in Ireland, they used to make me say stuff as well because they thought my accent was hilarious. Cow was a particular favourite of theirs. Bastards. At least I can say 'three'
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)