my bum is a bit itchy
diagnose it, internet
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

you don't understand basic hygeine

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

i bathe every day in hot lava

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

beyond my remit

( mongychops, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

you are suffering from shameless attention-seeking

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:28, archived)

possible
i have been accused of this in the past
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)

and now you are being accused of it in the arse

( vladimir, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

oh my

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:31, archived)

too much tanning?
snooki sat her bum in a little refrigerator and it helped I think
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

too much talking

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:30, archived)

are you insinuating mortal wombat spread his arsecheeks and painted lips around his bumhole and made it talk?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

it's a darn good idea

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:42, archived)

Embedded remnant of walnut shell

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:34, archived)

worms

( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 21:44, archived)