The whole idea is somewhat depressing.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)

Some of my University friends used to try and make me
but I frustrated them.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)

I struggle to leave the front door without unintentionally going on the pull.
I'm quite literally hewn from 24 carat hot dang sex appeal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

I bet you spunk actual pearls.
Alright Dr S?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

Splendid. Ta. I drank Cosmopolitans last night until I felt quite gay
and now I'm feeling a little queer.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)

You could at least call him by his name :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

well if you women weren't so finicky about who you had sex with
we wouldn't have to behave like this
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)