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Saturday night for gods sake
when was the last time you went to a nightclub on a saturday night on the pull?
Last time I went was about 25 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:03, archived)
I've never done that in my life

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:04, archived)
and me

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:06, archived)
so you've never had a one night stand?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
no
I only inject my semen into someone I've stalked, groomed and seduced for weeks, sometimes months, in advance. That way their disappointment is much more satisfying from my perspective.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
You don't need to go clubbing to have a one night stand.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
But carrying a club can help.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:16, archived)

go clubbing to
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
fun sponge

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
Yes, you do, there's a law.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)
call the police I'm a dangerous criminal

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)
That's nothing, I'm just thinking about you in a sexual way.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)
But that's internet rape

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

go clubbin take your clothes off
one night stand good time oh no
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
Unless your clothes are on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
every saturday night
i usually do as well
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Oh MW.
Internet girlfriends, internet jobs and now internet night clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:20, archived)
it's all TRUE

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)
You still won't leave the house.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)
About four years ago.
Though I used to prefer parties for finding women.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Been a while
I've worked Saturdays and Sundays for the past 2 years, so haven't had much choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:07, archived)
Last time I got dragged into a club was four years ago.
Clubs just aren't my cup of tea. I like being able to have a conversation with other people without having to scream in words of one syllable, and not having to spend 45 minutes queueing for overpriced drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:08, archived)
I don't mind those things, I just hate nightclubs.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:10, archived)
I never used to go out to pull.
I go out and get drunk and have a laugh with my mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
I've never once gone
'out on the pull'.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:13, archived)
The whole idea is somewhat depressing.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:14, archived)
Some of my University friends used to try and make me
but I frustrated them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:26, archived)
I struggle to leave the front door without unintentionally going on the pull.
I'm quite literally hewn from 24 carat hot dang sex appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)
I bet you spunk actual pearls.
Alright Dr S?
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)
Splendid. Ta. I drank Cosmopolitans last night until I felt quite gay
and now I'm feeling a little queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
You could at least call him by his name :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
well if you women weren't so finicky about who you had sex with
we wouldn't have to behave like this
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:16, archived)
A few weeks ago cos I'm well cool and young

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:15, archived)
About a decade ago.

(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:24, archived)
I don't go to pull, I go for the drugs mainly

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)
*Feeds you more Rohypnol*
bBBbbbbbbBrrRooOoooaaAadddsssSSSSwWwwWoOOooOrRRddD!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
I've never gone out on the pull.
I've gone out and met up with girls, but never taken one home. I'd never take a stranger home. Not that desperate.
I've had "one night stands" in the sense that I've not met up with those girls again but I've always known them for ages before it got to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)
So what you're saying is that your penis is unpleasant enough to turn a friend into a stranger?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)
*not met up with those girls again for sex
and when I say known for ages I don't mean best mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)
So what you're saying is that [something demeaning about you and your sexual relationships]?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
No, what I mean is [some tenuous defence of my pathetic excuse for a sexlife].
With [righteous indignation] and [better than yours grandad].
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)
Yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
Clubs are for dancing.
Those places where rough people go to ineptly fuck one another are called Blackpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:40, archived)

Clubs Rural crossroads in the nineteen twenties
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)
No Doc Pee, those are for fiddling contests with The DEVIL.
*Goes down to Georgia*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
Around the west of Ireland you can still see the remains of stages built at some crossroads for the bands to play on.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
Clubbing loads of times but never "on the pull" as it were

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)
You mean they all said no.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)
^This.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)
Not on a Saturday
Tuesdays are club nights but not for pulling, just for having a good time with friends
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)
Never been on the pull.
Tickets for the FLC in Oxford tonight are "no longer on sale". Fuck it, I'm going to jump in a taxi straight from work and chance it.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 17:58, archived)
Where are they playing?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)
Cowley road.
O2 Acadamy. That's the old Zodiac isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:02, archived)
Also: 'Ning The LOVELY Amberl.
*Panders*
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
alright lovely stuj
Yeah that's the O2 Academy now, not bad. It might be worth phoning and asking about tickets since they usually sell them themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
Can't phone them on the office phone as it's against THE RULES and I won't finish until 7 at the earliest, so taxi it is.
If I get there and they're sold out I can always go to the Gloc instead anyway.
:D
A PLAN!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
Have a good evening
last time I went to the Gloc, an old man started stroking my friend's hair
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:22, archived)
That wasn't me was it?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:25, archived)
It was a cunning disguise wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
I'd worn my armpit trousers special like.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)