this is the most brilliant thing in the whole internet

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

WE'RE HAVING STEAK!
FUCK YEAH!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

liar

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

I fucked up the theremin bit at the end.
It slowly goes out of time. Just noticed. Too much effort to fix. Soz.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

it's ok, no one's noticed

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

Oh man it could have been a classic.
Except it couldn't because I'm joking and two adult men recording shit music together without irony is weird. No offence.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

Nothing wierd about them recording it.
It's the publishing it that's odd.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)

Mate, U2 made MILLIONS out of recording shit music without irony.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)

Oh come on badge.
You REALLY think Bono isn't having a quiet smirk every time he bangs on about starving rainforests and kids getting ilegally hunted and that?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)

Does his wife know you two are having an affair?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)

yes, and she's fine with it

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)

well, I'm up for a foursome if you are

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)

SCORE!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)