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two hats came round
we dun another one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyFnHoaIE6c
soz
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)
There's only two people who care
and you've both heard it before.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)
This is a harsh comment.
Now I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
Not clicking because I know you're incapable of producing anything good.
No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)
None taken.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
this is the most brilliant thing in the whole internet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)
WE'RE HAVING STEAK!
FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)
liar

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
I fucked up the theremin bit at the end.
It slowly goes out of time. Just noticed. Too much effort to fix. Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
it's ok, no one's noticed

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
Oh man it could have been a classic.
Except it couldn't because I'm joking and two adult men recording shit music together without irony is weird. No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
Nothing wierd about them recording it.
It's the publishing it that's odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:27, archived)
Mate, U2 made MILLIONS out of recording shit music without irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:38, archived)
Oh come on badge.
You REALLY think Bono isn't having a quiet smirk every time he bangs on about starving rainforests and kids getting ilegally hunted and that?
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
Does his wife know you two are having an affair?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
yes, and she's fine with it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:18, archived)
well, I'm up for a foursome if you are

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
SCORE!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:21, archived)
You're both fucking idiots.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)
Yes.
He's fucking your dad, and I'm fucking your mum.
HAAHAHAHAARARARARHARHARHARHARHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAetc.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
I reckon TwoHats is now thinking "How comes I gotta be the gay one?" in the same way kids who play superheros don't want to be Robbin.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:31, archived)
HOW ARE YOU TODAY GONZO

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
I'm OK Balders, a close family friend died this morning though which has made me a bit wobbly.
Had a heart attack in the states, got a son and daughter my age, seriously gutting, churned up a lot of stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
*pointless internet hugs even though in the real world i'd just avoid you until the whole thing had blown over and you stopped having emotions*

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:40, archived)
sorry to hear that gonz
I lost a close friend very suddenly a couple of years back (only a year younger than me) and it really shook me up, so I sympathise sort of.
Yes, its all about me.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:09, archived)
Wait, isn't Robin the sraight one Gonzy?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:39, archived)
this is the most constructive criticism yet

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:10, archived)
Does he really wear two hats?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)
No.
But he does have a bum chin
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:12, archived)
The whore.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:14, archived)
*spreads bum chin cheeks*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:15, archived)
*duncan bannatyne voice*
"sorry but I'm out!"
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
the most terrifying thing is that you are actually getting better

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:17, archived)
But are they as good as Dave! yet?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
I don't think I've heard any of his stuff yet

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
Stategically Shaved Monkeys?
Stategically?

Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:19, archived)
maybe they shaved it and left a bikini of fur

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
Silly me.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 20:27, archived)
it's like being in a room full of screaming children, all throwing poo at the walls
/ac
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:20, archived)
you mix in some wierd circles

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)
5* says Paul Ross

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:26, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
this is kind

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:06, archived)
well viz top tips accepted my tip so that makes me VERY IMPORTANT

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:28, archived)
ffs
how come his is better
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:32, archived)
Yours is the 'well done' one gives a child's scrawlings because you have to.
His is because that's almost an actual praiseworthy achievement.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:47, archived)
You are Christina Martin.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:33, archived)
I've had a profanisaurus entry printed
It's in the book as well
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 19:11, archived)
It has a similar theme to Tim Minchin's If I Didn't Have You

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:37, archived)
I do not know much of Tim Minchin
apart from that cataracts one as I hate his fucking face
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
he looks like dg

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:41, archived)
Proof that the Australians shouldn't be allowed to leave their miserable fucking island

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 18 Jun 2011, 18:52, archived)