If only I didn't know you're not making this up.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

If I'd even had a bit of warning the sneeze was coming.
But no, it was instant and powerful.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)