Mine is 15, 16 in exactly 29 days
And is under a misguided impression that being underage does not matter with less than a month to go! She is very much aware that this is not acceptable, and, even after the 16th birthday that anyone even holding her hand better be rigged up like the Michelin Man.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)

Well it's well known
that Mini-Ninja's Mummy has 4 (soon to be 5) black belts in several martial arts. Anyone touching my daughter best be ready to suffer immense pain. *winning smile*
( jenpots, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

I'm just a big bastard.
*Winning snarl*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

i'll just carry a bat
*winning swing*
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)