7/10
I bought my dad a father's day gift and belated birthday presents, my brother got a belated birthday present too, my mum got a plant and my niece got chocolate and crisps and pop. I got NO presents today. Boo.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 18:45, archived)

I too have had no prezzies today
Grim times, my tiny friend. Grim times indeed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:00, archived)

I got a tee shirt
and a book. I've also been to a food festival in Crail, although the disappointing thing was the queue at the Arbroath Smokies stall :(
Still, I have some nice raspberry balsamic vinegar, and potted shrimp.
Also, I'm waiting for a delivery from the local Chinese. Kung Po Ostrich. Yeah! Ost-fucking-rich!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)

Without wanting to turn this into a food thread
I got some Aspall's balsamic cider vinegar which, frankly, I could sup out of the bottle, so delicious is it. I made the finest gravy for beef with it that you could possibly imagine. Also, fancy going to Cardiff to see HMHB 25 August?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:13, archived)

I'd love to, but it's fucking miles away
I'm seriously considering Kendal on 1 July though
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

No chance I could get to Kendal
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:21, archived)

Ostrich is fucking good meat
There's an ostrich farm near Preston you know.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)

Yeah, Weatheroak Farm at Weeton.
I keep meaning to go to their shop as it's only about 10 minutes away, but it's not cheap stuff!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:19, archived)

console yourself with the knowledge that now is always the present
and it's the best present you could ever have.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 19:07, archived)