He may have hard liquor, which trumps beer by several notches.
HELLO, DARLING SSS, how are you tonight?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 22:57, archived)

I'm ace, I just watched spacemen float through the night sky
YAY SPACEMEN
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:20, archived)