Watch the 'Eccles'ers jump in to stop it.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:08, archived)

I don't get it spoider :(((((((((((

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)

Use yer loaf special hulk knees..

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:14, archived)

I still don't get it. Help me out Hatty D.

( spesh., Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:16, archived)

Do you need me
To battenberg you round the head?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

Your'e as thick as mississippi mudpie, ain'tcha?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)