Selfish bastards
I bet they didn't even chip in.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

First time's free, remember?
Though one dog owned by a mate would snaffle anything left unattended.

Then he got eaten by a pitbull.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Your mate got eaten by a pitbull?
Fuck!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

No, the dog.
Well, his head anyway.

Wasn't there, didn't see.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)