Man I wish Kersal was still here.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13819764

I'd LOVE to see her try to defend that.

I'd have posted it on Debbie's site too if they hadn't banned me.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:57, archived)

i think dogs are fab

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

wanking is fun!

( d d, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

gays are going to hell!

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:13, archived)

Gays are a myth!

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

am i a myth or am i going to hell?

( d d, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)

The gayke is a guy.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Gays are not going to hell. there is no heaven or hell.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

They are The LOVELY Gobbo.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

Not as good as cats though.
But dogs do kick ass.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

Oh Spider. When will you learn?
ALL Dogs are ACE (Except yappy little shitbag ones)
ALL Cats are RUBBESH (Except Office Cats)
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

I prefer orifice cats.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

YIFF IN HELL FURFAG!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

Cats are not RUBBESH

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

Oh but they ARE The LOVELY HATD.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

NO NO NO NO
I have 2. The girl cat said to tell you she is going to eat your face next time you come to Bristol. The boy cat didn't say anything but instead ran into a closed window.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

If they're not RUBBESH why do they get put in wheelie bins?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

It's mad old ladies fault
NOT CATS.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

*THUNK*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

:-D
he never learns.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

No, you're fucking wrong, you wool-backed penguin-fucker.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

I'm fucking NOT you famine encrusted spud handed WRONGSTER.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

You are, right here:
b3ta.com/talk/7221465

I do concede the point about the barking rats though.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

I'm joining the ganging up on the Lovely Stuj
Cats aren't rubbesh, you're rubbesh. Your face is rubbesh. Your mom's rubbesh.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

Yeah, I'm sorry stuj, but I have to agree with the vocal majority here. Cats are ace.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

AARDVARKS ARE BEST THOUGH

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)

You're not wrong there.
I like you. You have good taste.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

Lick-arse.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

<3's you more than ever.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

:(
THE ONLY GOOD CAT IS AN OFFICE CAT.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

WHAT THE PISS IS AN OFFICE CAT?
We had a college cat at PCAD. He was called PCAT. Clever.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:59, archived)

WHAT THE PISS DO YOU THINK AN OFFICE CAT IS?
The ONLY good kind of cat of course.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)

All cats are awesome. Shut up
*pushes your face*

I'm going to bed.
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

Night-night Lovely SSS.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

BAH!
G'night The LOVELY and WRONG Ess Ess Ess.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:08, archived)

Night SSSSSSSSSS.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

Night ladybumps.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:11, archived)

Yeah, go on, bugger off.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)

The amazing escapee dog

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

It was POSSESSED The LOVELY Amberl.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

Evening lovely stuj
There's an easy test to determine if the dog is properly possessed. If they chuck him in the ocean and sharks don't eat him, he's definitely a lawyer.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

When they said it had vanished I bet it was really walking on the ceiling.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

that dog must have been a "homo""sexual"

( d d, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)

all religion makes me want to trow up
all religion makes me sick
( d d, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

I heard that that dog even ate some bacon and didn't cut off its son's foreskin.
Death's too good for it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:05, archived)

_{AAaaaaAAAaaaAA}^AaaAaAaaaaAAaaaAAaAAaaA_rRrrrrRRRrrRrRr^dv^AaAAaaAaAaAaAaAAaAaaaAaAAaaA^Aaaaaa_rRrrrRrR_rRRRrrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^{!!!!!!!!!!!!!}
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

:D

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

As if bbc wasn't enough to not click the link they added middle east in there too.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:09, archived)

Do they know how many stones it would take?
What if they don't bring enough?
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

See? It WAS worth reading after all.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

I was very surprised that it was.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

BBC = Bunch of Boring Cocks.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

You're just jealous because they use big words.
And have the LOVELY Fiona Bruce, Sian Phillips and Sophie Rayworth.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

Big words hurt my brain.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

But pretty ladies postal.
Pretty ladies with POSH ACCENTS.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

And Susie Dent.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

Fuck's sake Spider, she's CHANNEL 4. NOT BBC.
GET IT RIGHT.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

My friend is weather girl on our local BBC
you are a match made in heaven!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)

Sorry, but there's only so many weather girls I'm allowed to fall for.
And I've already used up my quota.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

She is going to be gutted.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

:/
I suppose I might be able to squeeze her in for a quick pandering, but I can't promise.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

Ok.
I will let her know. The pander master wants to pander her. She will be up for some pandering.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)

DILLIGAF?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

Why didn't they get a tank to blow it up at point blank range?
They must be succumbing to the liberal Western gentiles.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:12, archived)

Sssh Woodsie, don't let Debbie's posse hear you say things like that.
www.debbieschlussel.com/38599/us-mid-east-envoy-tony-blair-i-read-the-koran-every-day/
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

is it Qur'an daily or Koran Daily?
I just... I just don't know what to say anymore.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

Wow, they really are frothing at the mouth.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

I wish Gilgy-plops was still here.
:-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

You and me both, my friend.
You and me both.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

Me too Aardy.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

I have never heard
of a dog getting stoned before.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

It never met me before.
Been at house parties where:
Dogs got drunk.
Dogs got stoned.
Dogs ate E's.
Dogs ate coke.
and I'm sure an lsd party at a friend's gaff resulted in a doggy trip.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

did you take the rest of the drugs home in a doggy bag?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

Ba-dum
Tish.

For the record, I ain't had a trip yet, not for the want of trying.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

Selfish bastards
I bet they didn't even chip in.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

First time's free, remember?
Though one dog owned by a mate would snaffle anything left unattended.

Then he got eaten by a pitbull.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Your mate got eaten by a pitbull?
Fuck!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

No, the dog.
Well, his head anyway.

Wasn't there, didn't see.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

These lyrics are win.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

MAYBE IT WAS A TERRIERIST

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

Allah hu'akBARK!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

maybe they'll use cats

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

Oh yeah, debbie's site, I forgot about that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

:D
I LOVE how Aryan she looks.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

She's a cunt
I don't think I am banned yet.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)

Calling myself Eichmann might not have been the most subtle bit of trolling I've engaged in.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

I had a look at the x men review comments.
They really thought you were serious.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

Fucking funny though
Oh balls....seems I have been...or my comments are being moderated.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

Yeah same here.
Though I did get one through oddly.

www.debbieschlussel.com/19192/girl-scouts-teach-your-daughters-green-propaganda/#comments

That post was wonderful, communism, abortions, kids being taught masterbation, the environment is some how a bad thing, much like recycling etc.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

It seems worth
making a new email just to go to there and take the piss. What a nasty horrid place. How ...how...how do those people live with themselves? It beggers belief...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

I was using [email protected]
I don't think I could be bothered with the hatered.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)

The comment I posted is awaiting aproval.
I love the hate they spew forth, whilst claiming to be the victims.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)