BBC = Bunch of Boring Cocks.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

You're just jealous because they use big words.
And have the LOVELY Fiona Bruce, Sian Phillips and Sophie Rayworth.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

Big words hurt my brain.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

But pretty ladies postal.
Pretty ladies with POSH ACCENTS.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

And Susie Dent.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

Fuck's sake Spider, she's CHANNEL 4. NOT BBC.
GET IT RIGHT.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

My friend is weather girl on our local BBC
you are a match made in heaven!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)

Sorry, but there's only so many weather girls I'm allowed to fall for.
And I've already used up my quota.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

She is going to be gutted.

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

:/
I suppose I might be able to squeeze her in for a quick pandering, but I can't promise.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)

Ok.
I will let her know. The pander master wants to pander her. She will be up for some pandering.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)

DILLIGAF?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 20 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)