i got some cuts when i wrecked a heavy wooden wardrobe with my bare hands and a hammer
also, a cat scratched me
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)

the cat was in the wardrobe?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

no, these were separate incidents

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

why were you trying to wreck a cat with your bare hands and a hammer?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

I presume the hammer wasn't enough
so he went off and fetched a cat to finish off the wardrobe.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

it's not a very big wardrobe
there was barely room to swing a cat
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

because it left half a mouse in my slipper

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

where do you expect it to keep them after you've destroyed its only wardrobe?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

i built it a little home to keep the mice in
a mouse pad i call it
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

+n
a un

manolith - pussy problems.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

an cunt?

( sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

The first one's in the subject line
that's why I put it in the subject line.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

I NEED MORE SLEEP PLEASE

( sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

i got some cunts, i believe

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

oh man how lucky are you

( sleepybinky, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

i know, right
i won the cunt lottery
( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

Twottery.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:57, archived)

mingo

( manolith hooray for me, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

norks and crosses

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

snatchcard

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)