I haven't had any
but Badger twatted his head on the car door the other day, and is now sporting a rather fetching bruise on his fod.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:12, archived)

yeah yeah, the old 'walked into a door' excuse, nobody's fooled
( vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 12:13, archived)