To self-define is difficult enough
But doing so in iambs is too tough
I think it’s fairer to show the real you
In shorter form, please write us a haiku
( vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:27, archived)

Unemployed northern
Lover of football and dole
JMG is bald
(Blue Unction yes, I've got bloody crabs, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:30, archived)

haikus need a reference to the season, thus:
summer solstice light
does little to lift the gloom
in Grrrmachine's heart
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

midsummer moonlight
glints on car parts strewn across
grrmachine's carpet
( vladimir, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:41, archived)

I wish I had carpet that glinted

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)

Fuck it's rainy out
fucking Glastonbury rain
Fucking shitty fuck.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 14:42, archived)