That sounds like you beat off some massive
scary vagina monster.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

Well, I did need to use a hammer to pound it...

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)