You could be all like House and smash someone in the knee with your cain and go "Awww, does your leg hurt too?"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

Does it count as asssault?
If not, i'm well in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Jun 2011, 21:36, archived)