Dunno
I've got folk coming at tea time for a might feed so maybe just a butty, possibly fish fingers. I just don't fucking know!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:38, archived)

Also, seeing as I am now a patron of the arts
I've commissioned a four piece dinner service that will have the Comedy Spunking Cock © on the plates. I'm classy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

Patron of the arts?
What the FUCK?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:45, archived)

I NO LOL
My mate wot makes pots and that is doing it for me
She has made me these:
Coffee Pot
Tea pot
And I have one of these coming next week
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:52, archived)

I love these.
But you are a massive fucking fairy for having more than one tea pot.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:57, archived)

The pink one was for The Missus's birthday
But that skull one rules. She has an Etsy thing, and a facecock thing too. Frankly some her the stuff she transforms are shit, but these pots are selling like mad. She's having to take time off work to keep up. Incidentally, the glamour girl ones were my idea. Not gay at all.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)

*cough*WEDDING PRESENTS*cough*

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

Which one?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

all of them

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:08, archived)

I'm not sure.
I'm tempted by the pink pinup teapot, just so I can mock Badger every time he makes me a brew...
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

I'll facecock message you the link to her stuff too

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

I'll bet you were too full of fail to suggest the ladies dresses were made out of heat-reactive paint though.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:18, archived)

I did ask for that
But she can't get hold of a cost effective lacquer. Or something
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:25, archived)

I really really want that.
WANT IT.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

poofter

( moohalaa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

Thing is right, I look gayer than you with a sailor hanging out of your arse right now
But I like tits and fannies and that. So I win.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)