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Took me fucking ages to remember where the Kokiri Sword is.
Not played in over a decade.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)
Through the tunnel by the bit that teaches you how to z-target, avoiding the boulder. Kokiri Shield is, what, 30 rupees?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)
40.
Inflation hits everywhere, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)
Sad times :( I heard the Lon Lon Ranch went out of business and now it's just a field with a lone donkey eating the overgrown grass.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)
The Gold Skulltulas contain no real gold.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
nintendo faggots, beware!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/1308501205772.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)
hold on, do nintendo even make consules anymore? they do those gay square pokeman wallet things for kids, gameboys or summat

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)
Malon can now be found on a street corner in downtown Hyrule.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
The kid in Hyrule Market that buys shit from you has died of starvation.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)
It's got so bad that even Navi has had t-HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LOOK!

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)
That reminds me,
I made this earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)
I know what's going to be waking me up tomorrow morning.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)