do you remember your first time online? or the first thing you enjoyed doing online

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)

i think my mate steve first showed me scat porn online about 12 years ago, i can provide a link to a picture

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:51, archived)

I remember it taking 45 mins to download a 3minute music track
Also, hey! I've been away for a while.
( Posh Girl apparently, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

Alright Wormulus.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

oi you do computers, you gonna help me out?

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

Depends what you need doing.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

to stop being a retard and understand what nearly all of it means

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

You and me both, brother.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

Chev

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

It can't be wormulus. Not even wormulus would answer his phone during a job interview, like some sort of rude cunt.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

I don't care, I'm playing Ocarina of motherfucking Time here.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

3ds, n64 or gamecube?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

N64 emulator.
Totally getting a 3DS when I get a job.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

That is exactly how a gentleman should roll.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)

Took me fucking ages to remember where the Kokiri Sword is.
Not played in over a decade.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

Through the tunnel by the bit that teaches you how to z-target, avoiding the boulder. Kokiri Shield is, what, 30 rupees?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:19, archived)

40.
Inflation hits everywhere, I guess.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:21, archived)

Sad times :( I heard the Lon Lon Ranch went out of business and now it's just a field with a lone donkey eating the overgrown grass.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:23, archived)

The Gold Skulltulas contain no real gold.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

nintendo faggots, beware!

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/ee0d0a7dc532064da1b6/1308501205772.jpg
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:29, archived)

hold on, do nintendo even make consules anymore? they do those gay square pokeman wallet things for kids, gameboys or summat

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

Malon can now be found on a street corner in downtown Hyrule.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)

The kid in Hyrule Market that buys shit from you has died of starvation.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

It's got so bad that even Navi has had t-HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY! HEY! LOOK!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

That reminds me,
I made this earlier.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

I know what's going to be waking me up tomorrow morning.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:38, archived)

I am sorry to report that I read that as guacamole
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:27, archived)

only the guacamole knows the way I feel tonight
only the guacamole knows adding garlic ain't right
no need for sugar DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM, no need for lime
just avocado and salt is fine
( vladimir, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:40, archived)

It's beyond good, I pre-ordered from Game, so I has the Gold box.


(box)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:43, archived)

Oh yeah.
Remind me, did she realise afterwards how terribly rude she had been and apologise?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:30, archived)

She never did. She's posted this and fucked off now. Probably on the phone again.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:32, archived)

I'm guessing she's still a right ignorant whore.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:37, archived)

I remember planning my afternoon around downloading a Windows update

( magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

using Napster, Morpheus and WinMX

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

+Bearshare

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

and cleaning the PCs of people who's kids had installed Limewire

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

I was going to mention Limewire, Napster was awesome back in the day

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:15, archived)

Fuck off Friz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

It would have been around 95/96 at a guess
I watched someone attempt to do a video call to Sweden, it didn't work. Can't remember what the first thing I did online was.
( magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:55, archived)

whoa, that must have been some fancy kit tho

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Yeah
the school had won some technology funding, so had about 5 computers connected to the internet.
( magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:01, archived)

i was paying bt a fortune :(

( mongychops, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

that takes me back, we used to have to put our mp3's in the kiln
spotify:track:2Xr9yI53TJ7k5PnQTmlEeJ (Do You Remember The First Time by Pulp)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

first thing i remember was an eircom (my isp) chatroom
i was about 11 and thought it was amazing calling people rude names. not much has changed since then, including my connection speed.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

i don't recall seeing you here before
sweet word japes
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)

danke chodetron. here's a real jape
when i was new to b3ta i posted a link to the picture of the weightlifter with the prolapsed rectum (i think here on /talk), to which i got the reply "are you new to the internets".
the funny thing is, i had just got a new pc and broadband and was new to the internet, i laughed a lot, then cried.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

i used to fuck around on AOL, the chatrooms were most amusing
i also used the Dreamcast to check my yahoo emails, great days*

*slow and shit
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)

i then moved onto a Korn chatroom and used just typed "korn suck, fear factory rule" over and over
back when the word troll was not in use, thems where the days.

also, i always wanted shenmue, but had no dreamcast. back then it looked like the most amazing game to me.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

I had Shenmue, it was very tedious
I wish I'd kept all my dreamcast stuff

Crazy Taxi, Chu Chu Rocket..ermm..I'm sure there's more, I remember the dowacky that went inside the control pad
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:16, archived)

crazy taxi was pretty cool for it's time
a lot of the games got released on the ps2 afterward, poor dreamcast, did worse than the saturn.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:26, archived)

it was pretty fucking nifty
i think i traded it all in for a ps2 with some gams

fuck nose
spotify:track:3m1JFLpKLYgMi1jf6Bu16P (Let Forever Be by The Chemical Brothers)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:31, archived)

I remember downloading shit from winmx.
blink_182_leaving_on_a_jet_plane_XXX_FREE_TITS_NAKED_SEX_TAPE_mpg.exe

SEEMS LEGIT.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)

Oh man, winmx
good times
( magnum, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:00, archived)

Warez was a good one
I remember following about 200 CLICK THESE ADS FOR FREE GAMES links before finally getting a download for Simcity 2000
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:06, archived)

i only ever downloaded gba roms on limewire

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)

First website was in 1996 - Sky Sports (had to ask the I.T dude to unblock the site)
First time I properly started using the net was the Iron Maiden bulletin board
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:02, archived)

i do
i was at uni, someone showed me netscape and webcrawler
so i looked up calvin & hobbes
then porn
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)

Then Calvin & Hobbes porn, right?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)

Fuck you, rule 34, fuck you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:09, archived)

not at that point no
later on, naturally.
mictoboy.co.uk/gallery/Animations/calvin.gif
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)

I trolled the MTV2 forums when there were MTV2 forums.
Are there still MTV2 forums?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)

Probably asking Jeeves tediously long questions.
Man, I fucking love AskJeeves.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:35, archived)

Compuserve WinCim in late 94
with a 9600 baud modem. Oh the memories.
( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:41, archived)

I sent an email to the relatives in Australia.
I had to ask permission to do so because I did it in school as they had an awesome ISDN dial-up. Like most technology I loved the novelty of it but then the line kept dropping out and I got very bored quickly.
( Taylorcamb, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)

the first time I was online on my first computer (well my father's) netscape warned me: do you want to accept cookies- they might be dangerous. i was freaking the fuck out trying to figure out what a cookie is and what kind of harm it could possibly do.

also the real first time was at some shit internet cafe when the internet was just new and cool.
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)