TF1
Physically at work-100%
Mentally at work-15%
Remembered to bring breakfast-0%
Grumpiness-Maximum
Website needed to do all work-down due to maintainance
Ability to oggle fit staff members-impaired by blinds
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:37, archived)

open the blinds and improve you grumpiness

( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)

the blinds are on the other side of the window
the women control the blinds :(
(Unstable-Dan looks like that bloke out of Scream, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:46, archived)

give them a quick call
ask them to open them.
( jenpots, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

oh that is the way huh?
I always find the women control the lighting levels too. One silly cow reckons she gets migraines from bright light so feels entitled to make everyone else work in mood lighting. GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR!!!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:13, archived)

make her wear sunglasses. Easy.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

Easy like a wednesday moooooorning

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

Oh no far too easy
I'm not racist, but last time this situation happened is was a guy actually, and he jolly well did wear wrap around shades and was fine. Mind you I think he just wanted an excuse to look cool..
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)