
Bus journey: hellish due to cunt driver who thinks he's Ayrton bastard Senna
Tea status: dangerously low
Bus journey listening: Mercury Rev
Amount of time spent laughing at the weather forecast for Glastonbury: three hours
Percentage of work that will be done today: 80
Percentage of daydreams that will be dreamed today: 100
ROLL ON THE WEEKEND
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)

I used to get that bus up to T'Triangle when I worked at Lloydspharmacy head office. And blockbuster before then.
Am I scaring you yet?
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)

although I worked in AAH rather than Lloyds. The 32 was hell, especially when it was full of kids from Wiseman, fucking pricks.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

Helen Mattacola and the way she appeared to put on make up using Homer Simpsons Make Up Gun. BAM!
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

I was only a temp. I worked with Chris, Gary, Colin and Mark.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

4 years, 3 jobs and 1 job interview later I was designing their data centre and head office networks single handed... what a company.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)

I liked the people but hated the job. The best bit was when they'd have those perfume sales. I got loads of top named perfumes for a fiver.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

was pretty amazing. It was at Warwick Uni. It was MEGA.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

OR if you were there before I started, I was probably sweeping it up afterwards working for the uni.
Why the fuck does any bloke who's ever smelt a haggis think they should wear a kilt to these events? Pricks.
( , Thu 23 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)