I've never been.
I have a birthmark on my bell end.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:12, archived)

I don't think I have any birthmarks.
Plenty of freckles and 'beauty spots'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:16, archived)

i have two birthmarks in my scalp and numerous blemishes all over.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:17, archived)

It's red.
And it tastes of cherry if you lick it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

How do you know this?
Have you had ribs removed?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:27, archived)

he has a massive penis
has is
( spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:28, archived)

I wish I could suck myself off.
I'd never go out.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:31, archived)

if it would stop you posting on here too, I'm prepared to pay for the necessary surgery

( spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

DEAL.
Use the donate button on here:

baldmonkeystuff.co.uk/dear%20baldmonkey/

It's in the column on the right.

Cheers.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

it won't let me pay in drachma :(((((((
not only did the Greeks joining the Euro fuck up the entire European economy, but it also means I can't pay to make you shut up. Stupid Greeks.
( spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

You useless prick.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

Is that what you're saying to your penis? bit harsh

( spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)

Between straining.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

NNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHhhhhhh.........

( spesh., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)