well i bought pitta bread, cheese and cucumber and made a delicious sandwich
with mouldy marge and now it just tastes of mould.

also, the woman's garage/husband etc keep ringing my phone and i don't know what they want because i am at work and not at liberty to keep answering my fucking phone for them. she has my insurance details, what more do i have to do?
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

it tastes kind of like cheese mould though and i have nothing else to eat so im forcing it down.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

Don't let her or anyone connected to her talk to you
Not even her insurers. They'll want to swing it their way, only person you need to talk to are your own insurers.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)

well i listened to the answerphone messages and rang the garage back
because it's the same garage that lost my car key a month ago, so i'll tell them to speak to insurers and wtf is everyone calling me for
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:26, archived)

im not calling her back ever again though, i called once to provide my insurance details, she refused to give me the equivalent, so screw it.
i've done what i needed to.
if the garage wants to call me on a number i am free to answer then i will happily answer and say go to the insurance you tits.
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:29, archived)

I was going to lay the smack down
and say that it's not margarine as margarine is not legally allowed to be sold for 40 years or so as it was utter shite, but I think the word has done that whole evolving shit too much and any fat spread is allowed to be called marge.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:30, archived)

sorry my olive oil and water based spread.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

until there's a better word, im saying margarine.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:33, archived)

Why don't you call it by its brandname instead?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

sainsbury's reduced fat olive oil spread?

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:35, archived)

it's a bit shit if you have to use a brandname to describe such a generic produce.

( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:36, archived)

{other brands are available}
trying to keep B3ta impartial. carry on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:37, archived)

utterly butterly
wot, not butter?
clover
holy fuck, it's marge.
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

i just buy butter
I can't deal with the quagmire of modern fat based spread brands, and THEIR LIES!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

we were stuck up our own arses for a while too
then we couldn't deny it was getting far too expensive to justify.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

stuck up your own arse?
try Marge^TM the ultimate lubricant for all your anal adhesions!
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

hell no
we use Liquid Silk 100ml pump bottle. £9 each.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

hang on
Buying butter makes me stuck up my own arse? What about my collection of antique butter dishes shaped like ladies boobs?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

I can't believe that I can't believe it's not butter is not butter.
And I can't believe that the stuff I can't believe is not I can't believe it's not butter is not also actually butter.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

My Auntie Marje is ill
I can't believe she's not better.

Sorry..
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 14:10, archived)

well "Spread" would be better I think
But I was saying I was actually wrong, or at least ill advised to sit on that high horse.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:38, archived)

but that might mean fish paste or chocolate spread or many things.
people understand the concept of marge.

yeah, i cba to argue either.
( sleepybinky, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:40, archived)

Cheddar underwent a similar classification
Lost of rubbish cheeses are being sold as Cheddar, but it's not
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)

Cheddar is pretty hardcore
when you get down and dirty with it.

none of that Cathedral City crap.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:42, archived)

Do you reckon that there's a case for getting the makers of Seriously Strong Cheddar done under the Trades Descriptions Act?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

depends how much it can bench!
Boom boom!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

Absolutely
Go get 'em, tiger
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Thu 23 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)