It's payday here too
Raining out
Shaved me beard off
Interview later
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)

Oh man, it's all gone tits up
Bloke says he got a bomb on a Leeds bound train. Could get messy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)

Fuck
You hold on man, you HOLD ON, KEEP FUCKING CALM
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:01, archived)

I'm 25 miles away
No worries
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)

Depends how big the bomb is

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:11, archived)

Says he's got it under his coat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)

Probably just a mental
Bop him on the head and chuck him in the sleeper
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)

I agree
The best he can look forward to is a good tazering.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)

Speeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd
Is Keanu Reeves on board? Is Sandra Bullock getting up the dirt box in the second class carriage?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)

They've got it on the internal information thing as "disruptive passenger"!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)

Fits Dennis Hopper to a T
If he were alive that is.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)