Good fucking morning
And what a lovely morning it is too. Sunny, payday, celebration champagne afoot later. Splendid. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:48, archived)

Champagne?
Special occasion or just payday.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:50, archived)

Both
The girl passed her finals and got offered a job, a bit of fizzy pop at tea time is in order. Her mum is in France so there's more for us. HURRAH.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:54, archived)

Oh, spotted that earlier.
Yes, that does justify the gojuice. Are you inviting the Chef?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:55, archived)

I think he's working
She's got summat she wants to talk about by the sounds of it too. I hope she's getting married & fucking off to leave me & her mum alone.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:00, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I've got one in America (Louisville Kentucky) who has flown the coop, one in Pattaya working for an American Oilfield Equipment company and one still at home and studying. You may actually be physically alone but the wallet remains as open as it ever was!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:10, archived)

Fuck that, she's got a law degree now
She's our meal ticket
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:18, archived)

Supermodel girlfriend
b3ta.com/questions/bedroomdisasters/post1253696
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 6:56, archived)

So many lies
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:02, archived)

On the internet!

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:09, archived)

oh man that's not how you spell flaccid

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:44, archived)

Yeah, but what would you know badge?
You're a virgin. Some blue namer said so, so it must be true.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)

Wait, if we're all virgin schoolboys does that mean I've got to do O level Maths again?
Aww man, say it ain't so.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

That would be a SHIT/WOOHOO moment
SHIT exams and being at school
WOOHOO might not fuck it all up this time
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

I would though.
I only just scraped a C when I was actually learning it. I wouldn't have a prayer these days.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

i peaked at school.
if i could pick a time to start over it would be when i was looking at careers/degrees, aged about 17.
my school had shit careers advice.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

Mine too.
I got into an argument with my "senior tutor" who wrote that I was "often absent and rarely hands in homework" on my UCAS form so that my first 5 university choices turned me down.
I should go back to that sixth form college and shit in his petrol tank.
( Zuowan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:55, archived)

and MASSIVE DRUGS

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GIRL

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

Hurrah!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)

hi.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:04, archived)

Yes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:06, archived)

Alright.

( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:11, archived)

Yeah it's all cool
Been at work since 450 but there's nothing for me to do other than listen to my racist colleagues tailor their anecdotes so I don't have to tell them to moderate their language.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:21, archived)

I'll bet they're black.
They are, aren't they?
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:39, archived)

Worst kind of racists
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

sunny, payday, no car, may ge enough money to buy a new old car next week i hope...

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)

Do you NEED a car?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:48, archived)

i am coping in the short term because i am getting lifts from my boyfriend. i can't get to work using public transport.
my boyfriend is driving me a 15 mile trip out of his way to get me to work. i can't get to the shops or to my parents. i could live without a car by relying heavily on him. it wouldn't be fair or handy when his car is broken. i 90% need a car.
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)

Get a go-kart
Then every morning will be like a game of Mario Kart
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:33, archived)

that's what my polo was like

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

Space hopper

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:35, archived)

It's payday here too
Raining out
Shaved me beard off
Interview later
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)

Oh man, it's all gone tits up
Bloke says he got a bomb on a Leeds bound train. Could get messy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)

Fuck
You hold on man, you HOLD ON, KEEP FUCKING CALM
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:01, archived)

I'm 25 miles away
No worries
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)

Depends how big the bomb is

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:11, archived)

Says he's got it under his coat

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)

Probably just a mental
Bop him on the head and chuck him in the sleeper
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)

I agree
The best he can look forward to is a good tazering.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)

Speeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddd
Is Keanu Reeves on board? Is Sandra Bullock getting up the dirt box in the second class carriage?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)

They've got it on the internal information thing as "disruptive passenger"!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:08, archived)

Fits Dennis Hopper to a T
If he were alive that is.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)

I agree
It's payday for me too AND I'm fucking off for a boozy night away with the mister tonight too
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:55, archived)

I bet you get all messed up and do mucky bum sex
Hello
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)

Probably.
But not in the bum.
Hello.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:10, archived)

You say that now
I've seen you after a sniff of the barmaids apron. Messy.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:13, archived)

Anyway, will you be in on Saturday Morning, we have to call through Skipton at about 11am so I might drop your rock off.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:16, archived)

Working :(
Finish about half twelve
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:18, archived)

bummers, text me your address and I'll post it through the letter box thingy/

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:21, archived)

THANKS!

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:24, archived)

HURRAH!
Also my Sonisphere tickets have arrived. YAY!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:15, archived)

RAWK!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:19, archived)

RAWK ROYALTY The LOVELY Bogus.
No tent for me, I'm hotelling it.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:25, archived)

Top poshing

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:26, archived)

Morning
Weather looks smashing, might take breakfast out in the garden.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)

I was looking at my Download photos last night.
In the ones I took of GWAR the rain is clearer than the band.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)

I've got a few of Gwar i think
but i think the problem may be the same. Also, I'm kind of on the official Download website photos.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)

I got a very nice one of Doris Yeh's arse.
And of the the fat bloke from Bowling For Soup dildoing the giant blow up sheep to death.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

I missed bowling for soup
I was very much a pussy on Sunday. Only ventured out in the rain for Gwar, then when the rain stopped for Cult and Rob Zombie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

I was there from about 11am to roughly half 5.
I gave up and made the difficult decision to not stay to see Disturbed in order to go back to the hotel and have a hot bath and change into dry clothes. Got back to the site in time to see Rob Zombie though.
:D
The low point was realising that I'd spent the best part of half an hour queueing for a hot chocolate just to spend five fucking minutes out of the rain. I missed ALL of Turisas' set just fucking queueing.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

We could hear the main stage from the disabled camp site
which made it easier to hide and drink.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

I could hear them, but wasn't down the front Vikinging it up.
Mind, them doing a Boney M song was just fucking lame. They didn't even metal it up, just a straight cover like a bunch of gaymo disco pansies.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:11, archived)

Don't worry Stuj
you're off to see the big four, they'll make up for the pansy bumholing. I'm very jealous.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

I might not bother seeing Suethefansica though. More time to spend drinking in the Rock Royalty Ghetto.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:31, archived)

Hurrah for al fresco curry!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)

you laugh
but I've got left over curry for lunch, i could always bump it up to breakfast.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:40, archived)

Scoff it!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)

Hello.
I'm less spazzy than yesterday. Sick of Glastonbury though. The Tarquins and Freyas can go and fuck themselves in the mud.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:42, archived)

What's that disease you get off cow piss in mud?
I hope they all get that. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

Bovine TB?
or is that from Badgers?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

I was thinking of crypto- something or other

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

creutzfeldt-jakob disease?
Good old CJD, those were the good old days.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

cryptosporidiosis?
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

YES!
Best name for an alien EVAR! Man I fucking LOVED Destroy All Humans.
:D
'Ning The LOVELIEST binkybinkybinkybinkybinkybinky.
*Panders*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)