I got rid of my beard today, I'm no longer a stujalike

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)

your nude chin offends me
cover it up
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

But interview! I didn't want to look like a homeless anymore

( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

wear a bandana over your face then, like a cowboy
unless you're applying to be a builder or plumber
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Too late boss, it's already done
The blade has been set to the throat and cleansed of wayward hairs
( Theoban What of it, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)

Bumchin?
Makes old ladies faint in horror.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)

he moons people with his face

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)

Moonface?
cakeheadlovesevil.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/moonface02_the_faraway_tree_blyton.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

looks even weirder than I remember it being

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

It's how i imagine Mortal Wombats dreams look like.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)

I have a bumchin
and it's SENSATIONAL
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)

Twohats?
Twochins more like.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)

AHA!
I got rid of almost ALL my hair and MOST of my beard yesterday Wednesday the LOVELY Dopplegangerban.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)