Setup Beat Puke better be in the newsletter this week or I'll murder everyone here.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:51, archived)

Is it Friday?
i think you should tweet this threat to Rob. Can't imagine threats over a public network going wrong.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

I'm glad I've never been mentally ill and done something like that.
I've lost 6lbs in 5 days.
Turns out I've not been eating enough to diet properly though. I've been having 1200 calories a day when I need about 1600. Otherwise your body goes into a sort of "starvation mode" where it stores more fat than ever and starts eating itself instead.
Which is nice, because now I can have a coupple of chocolate biscuits.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

have chocolate hobnobs
dipped in tea. King of the Snacks. You got in to your suit yet? you sexy pimp?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:58, archived)

Not even close.
As I tried to pull the trousers up the other day, my boxers rode up and the zip managed to pinch one of my balls, though.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

I believe in you
Go for a run you big fat shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:01, archived)

I am not ever going running.
I prefer to set off earlier.
The new offices we are moving to next week have an on site gym, though. I'm thinking of using the cycling machine for half an hour each day before I go home.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:03, archived)

Get some sexy skin tight cycling shorts.
I assume it's law becuase they all seem to wear them.
also, here is some motivation, don't be like this 2.bp.blogspot.com/-hi44I9UHkMs/TVgbjjN13_I/AAAAAAAACCE/P-dfS7nBqqE/s640/fat+gym.jpg
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

Kinell.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:07, archived)

hahaha this is the sort of bollocks fat people love to believe

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:23, archived)

everyone in portsmouth or everyone on /talk?
TWOHATS AND MANOLITH, EITHER WAY, MOVE FAST
( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 12:56, archived)

Everyone on this planet you call "Earth".

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

LOL YOU PRETENDZ 2 B AN ALIAN!!!!!!
ROFL WAKI!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)

Who'd win in a fight ALF or ET?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:09, archived)

Metal Mickey.
LOL WAKI KWESTYON WAKI ARNSIR!!!!! LOLOLOL ROFL!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

Prick.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

Xtro

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:10, archived)

Howard the Duck

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:12, archived)

*Gush about for comforting embraces(4)*

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

hugs

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:13, archived)

Headless eyes give affirmation (3)

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

yes

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:16, archived)

Yes.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:19, archived)

we should do a cryptic crossword of talk regulars, past and present
or not
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:22, archived)

you do it and i'll sort of glaze over trying to remember more than 5 /talkers

( sleepybinky, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 13:34, archived)