I made exactly the opposite mistake at my last interview.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:01, archived)

I always have the awkward bit before an interview
because i don't have a car, and go (went) everywhere on the motorbike of changing out of my leathers in to something respectable in a corner of the car park, because wearing nice clothes under the leathers just makes them creased and i look like a tramp.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:04, archived)

Have you tried not looking like a tramp?

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:05, archived)

you seen how much razors and soap cost?
fuck that. I'll spend mine on booze.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:07, archived)

Yeah, but the ranting and furtive masturbation doesn't go down well at an interview.
Nor does trying to harrass the interviewer into buying last week's Big Issue off you.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 24 Jun 2011, 15:13, archived)