Me too Theoban.
But we're too prudish to ever have such rock-solid and happy relationships as that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:21, archived)

We're all schoolboy virgins who wank into our xboxes and don't know what a sex or a woman is
There's only two types of person you see, prudish kids who don't know what sex is, and people who are happy to watch their wives get brutally dicked by a stranger
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:24, archived)

Man I wish I wasn't such an old-fashioned fuddy-duddy and could be part of the exciting and NOT AT ALL SORDID swinging-set.
I'd swap almost ALL my Tomb Raider dolls to be able to risk disappointment, unwanted bastardy and disease like that.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

I would give up my massive star wars collection (except my bedsheets) for a relationship like that.
I couldn't give up my xbox though. I need lego harry potter to wank to.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 11:35, archived)