i pissed on an orchestra

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:41, archived)

But SCIENCE tells us that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Which means that an orchestra climbed up your jap's eye.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:43, archived)

no you didn't

( spesh., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:44, archived)

of course you did

( FIEND, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:46, archived)

Have you ever fingered your wife with a Pushpop and then went to eat the push pop but the push pop desolved in your wife's bum?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:47, archived)

No.
(aside: I have.)
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:51, archived)

How did it taste?

( Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:52, archived)

i heard that it wasn't really you
www.b3ta.com/talk/7225697
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 13:49, archived)

Yeah but he held it and guided it so the piss read "HELLO MUM!"

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 14:04, archived)