The trick is to carry one of those really tiny bottles of vodka, you know, like the single shot things they sale in the corner shop for some obscure reason (who buys them anyway?).And then drink it infront of the copper, tell him it's for the nerves of hitting that kid, but then say that's all you had.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:49,
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did you know gonz you can be arrested for pushing your car while drunk, what a crazy world we live in(
mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:51,
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yep. has happened.a guy on the isle of man was done for drunk driving for wheeling his bike along the prom to his hotel because he didn't want to leave it outside the bar. first day of the TT.
wheeling it. cops are cunts. i hate them all.
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Deserves to wrap his back around a lamp-post for going to a 'prom', american cunt.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:55,
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0o0o0o0o0oh, yeah', I get you.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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i understood you, i think gonz needs to sing 'oh i do like to be beside the seaside' a few times(
mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57,
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Ain't been by a british seaside since I was a kid, I wanna go. Ain't been in a hotel in my adult life that I can remember eaither.I wanna do that this year though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:23,
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What was that story about the bloke who put chocolate in his pants in court and then before the verdict pulled down his trousers and ate it so got off on a mental charge?Or was that an urban legend or from a film or something.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:56,
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I donno, you might know, I knew and it's quite irrelivent to me, so maybe you know.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:24,
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