i'm here buy me a beer

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:27, archived)

ok

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)

cheers.
i'll get the next round in
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

no problem, i can't have more than 5 or 6 tho, i'm driving

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:34, archived)

fair enough
can't be too careful these days
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

it's getting to the point that you don't feel safe having a handfull of beers these days without some copper cunt stitching you up, sadtimes

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:44, archived)

i always keep a bottle of mouthwash in the glove compartment
just in case
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

that is a good idea, i always have a half bottle of vodka myself, just in case the traffic is bad

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

well it's time you could be spending in the pub.
i think this is a legally acceptable mitigating circumstance, traffic cutting into already limited social time.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

also if you have an accident it's always nice to have some vodka to calm you down

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

i need to pop out now really, do a bit of shopping, i'll need some booze to tackle that shit

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)

take it easy
might be some drunk drivers about
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

The trick is to carry one of those really tiny bottles of vodka, you know, like the single shot things they sale in the corner shop for some obscure reason (who buys them anyway?).
And then drink it infront of the copper, tell him it's for the nerves of hitting that kid, but then say that's all you had.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:49, archived)

did you know gonz you can be arrested for pushing your car while drunk, what a crazy world we live in

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

yep. has happened.
a guy on the isle of man was done for drunk driving for wheeling his bike along the prom to his hotel because he didn't want to leave it outside the bar. first day of the TT.

wheeling it. cops are cunts. i hate them all.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:53, archived)

Deserves to wrap his back around a lamp-post for going to a 'prom', american cunt.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

prom. abr: promenade.

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

0o0o0o0o0oh, yeah', I get you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

i understood you, i think gonz needs to sing 'oh i do like to be beside the seaside' a few times

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

Ain't been by a british seaside since I was a kid, I wanna go. Ain't been in a hotel in my adult life that I can remember eaither.
I wanna do that this year though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:23, archived)

or spit the firey liquid in his eyes and run away

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

What was that story about the bloke who put chocolate in his pants in court and then before the verdict pulled down his trousers and ate it so got off on a mental charge?
Or was that an urban legend or from a film or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

i'm not sure why you think i should know this

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

I donno, you might know, I knew and it's quite irrelivent to me, so maybe you know.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:24, archived)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF HIM OUT OF JACKASS!
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

he's dead jim

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:45, archived)

Do you have a beard?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:28, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4802565
( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

:(
That's upsetting to both sides of the coin. Meanie.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)

what's the right answer?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

The right answer is
if you can't remember, i'm sure you have a mirror you can look in, or take your hand away from the keyboard for a few seconds and touch your face.

(it's ok, i'll do it) face penis
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

Yeah alright.
Whatcha 'avin' Womby?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:31, archived)

just an ale, not too bothered which tbh

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:32, archived)

Spitfire it is then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:39, archived)

buy me a beer I'm queer, get used to it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)

I'm going to a barbecue on Tuesday. I shall drink all the beer
ALL THE BEER
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:33, archived)

@Theoban when did i join your twatter feed?

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:35, archived)

@mongy lol i like beer do you like #beer too #beerquestions #hellomongy #beer

( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:37, archived)

@ Theoban, i don't understand the use of the hash tag in twatter, soz

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

@mongy fair enough #fairenough

( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

@Theoban, is it like underlining stuff? #can you help me configure my browser

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

Whatever you put after the hashtag becomes clickable, which searches all tweets for the same hash tag
What's up with the browser blud?
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

Ha! I shall have drank it ALL TONIGHT!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:41, archived)

I might go drinking tomorrow as well, it depends on Other People
True story
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:42, archived)

are you at glastonberries stuj? you like all that rock music stuff i've gathered

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

No mongy, Glastonbury's not in my remit.
My next festival will be Sonisphere next month.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:47, archived)

not rod stewart tomorrow night in hyde park?

( mongychops, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 17:48, archived)

Nah, I'll be giving that a miss too.
I mean it's not like he's Cliff Richard.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

Theres no bar here :(

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 18:51, archived)

why is there two Es in beer?
Is one of them silent? Which one?
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:02, archived)

What?
It's pronounced scone you silly postal.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:16, archived)

WOO-HOO! BOOZETIME!
Later /talk.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 25 Jun 2011, 19:17, archived)

scone?
He scone away now and isn't coming back.
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 20:12, archived)