Gram of K
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( Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

It's a 30g serving with skimmed milk, you nonce.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

Skimmed?
Surely the women that eat it use full fat Gold Top and some double cream and about half a pound of sugar?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

safe journey captain

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

take pics when your bladder rots and falls out of your arsehole please, cheers.

( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

Your anatomy teacher was a fucking idiot.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:42, archived)

who knows what might happen?

( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:48, archived)

Clare Rayner.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:50, archived)

I was thinking Dr Gillian McKeith

( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:52, archived)

You do realise that I'll be sticking it up my nose and into my respiratory system
Rather than up my arse and into my digestive system from reverse?
( Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

yes, yes I do realise that.

( spesh., Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

OK- just making sure.

( Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

what will you be putting in your arse then?

( mongychops, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

I dunno
I have some carrots in the fridge and a courgette- so I may do that if it seems to be a good idea later.

Unlikely but y ou never know
( Lord Gnome, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

Give some tired nurse a laugh tonight

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:48, archived)