he would probably have just pinned you down
and farted in your face.
( dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:39, archived)

A fart in the shape of a swastika, right?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:46, archived)

I'm just pondering on the fact
that I've met SSG's mum.
( dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:47, archived)

I remember showing her a picture you'd drawn of Santa with his nob out,
so you know, she's seen that too.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:54, archived)

she's seen a lot of things.

( dotmund .co.uk, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 21:56, archived)

it's my mum i feel sorry for

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 22:08, archived)