I'll admit it's slightly tougher than chicken breast, but it's still decent.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

Cock au van?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

Vanette
Can't afford van yet.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)