What happened to the gayshift?
You're all a bunch of cock-ends.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:52, archived)

Fuck you
and all that sail in you! knob munch
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:54, archived)

At this stage in time, I wish.
But I would never want to be "The Other Man".
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

You will always be you
SPPpPOoOoOIdDeEeyY!! :-)
Have you seen any of Glastonbury on the telly?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

No, avoided it, because I'd just get annoyed wishing I was there.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)

I have watched lots..
AND wished I was there. Joe is due back tomorrow. Oh god. He is going to be in a right mess.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

If he's not, he did it wrong.
I'm buying a semi-decent tent for my (Attempted) Glasto raid next year, because the one I have is too good to take and possibly lose in foreign climes.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:06, archived)

There is no
festival next year. Unless you are planning on raiding the town. You might make off with a tonne of crystals and weirdy beardys in white garb but there will be no music.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)

Excellent, Oxegen next year, Glasto the year after, Roskilde the year after next so.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)

I'm off to Croatia in August
that's my festival thing this year. Fuck rain. Fuck mud. BEACH..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)

Off to Thailand in 28 days!
Can't fucking wait.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)

I love Thailand
you bastard. Where bouts?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)

Pattaya
I have a house there...also, my wife is Thai.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)

Oh I think I have seen
you mention that before. The wife. Not Pattaya. Get you! With your house and wife and everything...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:20, archived)

I noes...
I'm surprised that we have lasted for 19 years so far! must be my rugged looks and charm.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)

rugged looks and charm bank account
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:29, archived)

You fucking LOVE a bunch of cock-end up you.
sSSssSSspPpiidDDdEeerRRrr.
Now watch New York Rock At The BBC with us.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:56, archived)

Actually, forget that.
They've got The Strokes on now. Pile of pretentious derivative shite.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

Dundalk City Cops, They Ain't Too Smart!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:58, archived)

The Strokes were
quite refreshing when they first came out.

Oh no it's finished now. What's next studge?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)

Dunno The LOVELY HATD.
I've got something about recreating a Roman chariot race on. Channel 4+1
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:14, archived)

I'm killing time 'til Supernatural on SkyLiving
not much to watch really
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:15, archived)

I'm off to bed
GORGEOUS stuuudge. Night night all.
Sleep tight.:-)
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)

G'night LOVELIEST HATD.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:33, archived)

No, listening to absolute classic rock, ta vwry much.
With BEER and green.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

ZZ top?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)

Among other stuff.
From 60's to today, all rock and quite gratifying to hear stairway or freebird played in full.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

Magic carpet ride...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)

I can't hear you properly with that massive mouthful of cock.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 1:57, archived)

AAAAAaaAAAaAAaAaAaA_aaaaaAaaaAAAAA^rrrrRrRdvAaAAaaAa^aAaAaaAaAAaaaA_{AaaAaaaAaaaAa}RrRrrrRRRR^rRRrrrRr_k!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!!!!
( Lord Gnome, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

:D

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:01, archived)

I'll admit it's slightly tougher than chicken breast, but it's still decent.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:00, archived)

Cock au van?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

Vanette
Can't afford van yet.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

aaAaaAAaAaAAAAaaAaAAAaAaAaAAAAaarrrRrr_RRRrRr_d^v_AaaAaaAAAAAAaaAAaAaaaaaaaAAaAAaaaaaAaRR_RrRrRrrRrRrrRrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

:D
Good point here, well made.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:02, archived)

Go fuck yourself spudwog!
I'm busy so leave me alone!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:03, archived)

I thought you were at work?

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:04, archived)

I am!
But as I am the boss I can do as I please, but, today is a busy one, or at least will be when my staff arrive.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

Mind you
this place would collapse if people stopped coming here because of something as silly as 'work'!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)

What do you mean "would"
I thought that it had.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:19, archived)

It's shit now
nothing like the old days.
Should just shut it down and be done with it.
Dying.
(I dunno really, I not been here long)
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)

Aww, poor baby, sitting on his hole all day trying to pretend he's superiour to all he surveys, despite being scottish.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)

Never a truer word typed!
I am all of the awesome, but, underneath this thin veneer of callousness resides a cunt of the highest order.

(See the drought is over)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:13, archived)

Has been since tuesday.
*Grooves*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:28, archived)

i found a moth, confused and alone, wandering the bedsheets. i took a gentle hand, and swept it up unto me. "my child" i spake, "i shall release you from this den into the wilds you so crave". and thus a window was open, and the moth could roam once more

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

You have more restraint than me.
I'd have squished it and gone on with my life.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:09, archived)

i'm like jesus, in a way

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

You have
only forced it into an eternity of banging it's head against a window trying to get to the light. The kindest thing would have been to put it outs of its misery. YOU MONSTER.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

Moths don't live for eternity.
Sorry to break that to you.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:12, archived)

An eternity for the moth
as long as it lives.
SHUT UP.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)

Why are you hunting for cock at this late hour?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)

I'm not, just wishing this was as lively as the night /talkboard of old.
Hello doll, in any case.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:11, archived)

alright Spider
how are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:16, archived)

I'm alright.
I'm not really, but if I say it enough it'll be true.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:35, archived)

that doesn't sound good
shit night?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 2:50, archived)

Some cunts invented freebase pics and started posting them.
Those who lack a visual imagination (eg, me) find them difficult to counter.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 3:36, archived)