Whose the dad then?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:12, archived)

who's

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:14, archived)

Hopefully someone lovely enough to pay child maintenance.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:18, archived)

:(
I've never even MET your mrs.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:38, archived)

Stuj's Stud Farm
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( CowJam, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:07, archived)

JC

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 19:44, archived)

i wonder why he has never had a child like his dad? i hope he is ok

( mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 20:26, archived)

I was thinking Johnny Catfish
but I suppose old zombie hippy would do at a push.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:29, archived)

I heard a rumour somebody had him killed?
If it's true i reckon the guilty party will be punished for doing something so horrible.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:33, archived)