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fuck no
it did everything Steve Jobs told you you wanted it to do at the time. The amount of stuff it *could* do that didn't fit with his vision must be soul crushing for their dev team.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:57, archived)
Did Steve Job's kill your family?
Let it go.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:58, archived)
Baaaaaaaaaaa
You reckon he just happened to get cancer by chance? Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
The only real difference between Apple and every other computer manufacturer
is that Apple are more gobby about all the shit they didn't include the first time round.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
is this a racism thing? you maybe stretching your hatred for strong black women a bit here

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
to some extent
Still interesting to remember that I think smart phones are still largely prototypes, and these companies are still trying to suss out how to do it, and the technologies required to do it well still don't exist half of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
if someone killed my family i couldn't let it go

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 21:59, archived)
what if it was someone you really liked?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:03, archived)
i doubt i would like them much if they killed loved ones

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
what if they were one of your loved ones?
Your favourite son bumps of the unwanted middle child, the one with the squint and the runny nose? Sure they were "loved". but you also "love" your wank sock.
(I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:10, archived)
ok, let me put it closer to your emotional remit
What if it was a horrendous bivvy accident?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:11, archived)
are you expecting me to blame my bivvy for an accident? why would i do that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)
to be honest mongy i hadn't really thought it through
i was going to say it wasn't properly fire retardent but that would be the development teams fault. Then i thought about being lolwaki and coming up with some sort of magical walking killer bivvy, but i doubt you'd buy one of those, so let's agree to drop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:25, archived)
Steve Jobs from the future did.
That's why Acid Kewpie has come back to the past in a quest for pre-emptive revenge.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:04, archived)
Time Cop?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:05, archived)
It's ten oh seven pm Citizen.
Now be on your way. Curfew starts at ten thirty sharp. If you're on the streets after that we WILL use lethal force.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:07, archived)
Never interrupt me when I'm talking to myself

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:13, archived)
Dry hair is for squids.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 27 Jun 2011, 22:17, archived)