It's funny when Mortal Wombat posts a new thread then takes 10 minutes to return to check how it's going..
Let's not make any more fun of him. Or he might cry.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)

Somebody mentioned Cricket.. Below.
Handsome Gav wants to try a night at the 20/20..
Plan is to get smashed, then maybe run on and have a bat.
Who's with me?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

*pads up*

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

HOLY SHIT, A LION

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

It sounds like a fairly good plan
as long as you keep in mind that at least 3 of the guys are wearing helmets and 2 are carrying bats. Know the danger, win the battle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:41, archived)

I'm very hard.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

Are we cybering?
Because I don't think I agreed to this. Is this Internet rape?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:42, archived)

*A 90nz0 enters the room*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

try a night at t 20?
TRY? what?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

HALF FIVE ON A FRIDAY AFTERNOON!
Oh boy...

I'd have to get a last train home, unless I find a designated driver.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

maybe he'll enjoy it and be CONVERTED

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

I'm just going to stop replying to him JMG.
If everyone followed suit, he'd soon get bored and that would make for better internet.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

yeah fuck off
you tried to add me as a friend on facebook don't get narky just because i told you to do one
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

Told me to do one?
You mean accept my friend request then delete me?
BOY! THAT SURE SHOWED ME!!
*yawn*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

Don't worry mns, we're all here for you at this difficult time.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

so, what's imaginationland like these days?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)

Surely you'd know, what with it being where your girlfriend lives and where you work.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:38, archived)

you're right i'd have to visit imaginationland
to have my girlfriend fucked up the arse by SF
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)

imaginary girlfriend, let's not forget

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

That really wasn't a very good zing MW.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:43, archived)

he's a WRITER you know

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

That'll be why he hasn't got any in three years then.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

It wouldn't have been a good zing 3 years ago.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

sorry watching peep show

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

Well, thank you for the apology at least.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

Hold on..
You add friends from b3ta on Facebook?
Hahaha..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

haha facebook fanpage haha lol bald

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

Oooof, you WENT there.
There are just some things it's not kind to point out MW.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

i would feel so ashamed if something that happened to basically all men
happened to me, a man,
how embarassing!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)

I had a period once. I was MORTIFIED.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

spare me your life story

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

That's not friend finding on Facebook, though..
That's a fan page, about me.. JMG!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

..and you still haven't calmed down.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

i bet he's GUTTED

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

The internet turns in to a silly place, when one of them takes things seriously..
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

it's pathetic how you post above me every night
it seems you're actually wating for me to post before posting above me, you sad spastic
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:34, archived)

I really don't..
You've got it in your head that I do.
You've got to let it go. I don't care.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:35, archived)

yeah yeah whatever you sad twat

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:36, archived)

I'm being completely nice, and you're getting wound up again over nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
You silly little man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:37, archived)