I've found you a theme tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDJe4gmxlbI&feature=fvst
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

That's fantastic
And I'm not an aardvark.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

I'm afraid Joe Raposo overlooked Reichsfuhrer von Gnome
when he was writing his catchy children's songs. Possibly Lord Gnome would have been more feasible but i'm not hopeful. Sorry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

I have heard this and it makes me smile every time.
Thanks! :D
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)