Right, let's have some serious internet.
Who would you ban?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:44, archived)

anyone who tried to spam

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Like a certain non-sport-promoting legal-assistant?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

did he try to sell things?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

Yeah.
Sure, why not.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

so why mention him?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Because it's late and I'm tired.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:58, archived)

i wish there was a themetune to it being late and being tired

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

I tell you who I'd ban from leaving, and that's GMoS!
What a chap!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:45, archived)

Always in are harts.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:46, archived)

i sometimes see him pop up on some part of the internet and i want to say hi but i get nervous
then occasionally he says hi and i squeal like a girl with excitement.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

Sometimes we go over shit on MSN..
He keeps his finger on the pulse.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

he could put his finger on my pulse

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

Always in R brooms.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

Your fucking face you fat shitty hippy.
Or probably no one really, because this place is like a mortuary as it is. I don't think it's in our interests to decrease the population still further.
But yeah, mostly your face.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:47, archived)

When you go on holidays you sing "Oh I do like to be the seaside..."
Because you're so fat.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

I don't understand your joke so I'm not going to get dreadfully UPSET ONLINE
you little fucking prick.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Shut it, you slag.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

What the fuck?
What the fuck did you say to me you little shit?
I just can't believe you went there.
I just CAN'T believe you went there, and here, of all places, in public.
Do you think you're fucking clever?
Well do you?
Fucking little spazhound.
I'm going to brainwound you so hard you literally won't know what hit you.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

Oi, get a room you two.
The flirting's getting a little shameless now.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)

Out of the way, youngster.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:06, archived)

Watch it grandad, she'll snap you in half.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

www.politics.ie/media/163995-michael-healy-rae-won-celebrity-programme-after-3600-calls-dail-phone-mail.html
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Quick poll, everyone.
Dr Preference aside, does anyone here give a single shit about irish politics?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

I care in a vague large scale events type way but I don't really know very much so the bits of infighting don't interest me.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

The LOVELY Tee Eff Dee: VOICE OF REASON!
*Panders*
I'm going to be drinking in That Oxford on Thursday and would like to buy you a drink if you're free that afternoon / evening.
This invitation also applies to The LOVELY Windy Pig, The LOVELY Wynoh, The LOVELY Hankster(assuming that he still lurks occasionally) and any other LOVELY Oxfordshire or nearby based /talk types who may be able to attend.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

Sounds excellent.
I'm free that day so whenever you fancy. I shall gaz you my number as long as you don't use it for creepy purposes. Promise?!?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

HURRAH!
:D
I'm only a BIT rapey and ever so slightly creepy.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

In fact it's probably safer for you if I just GAZ you mine.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)

Can't promise
but Gaz me time and place and a secret code for recognising you in the flesh and i'll see what i can do.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

I'll be the one with a penguin hanging from my trousers.
I usually drink in the Glouc but am willing to meet pretty much anywhere that I don't have to wear a suit or smart shoes and stuff.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

I vote Turf.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

Is it tourist season or Student season at the Turf?
Student season is easier because at least they seem to know how to order from the bar, even if they are all drinking piss weak lager.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:02, archived)

It's exams and tourist season unfortunately so worst of both worlds.
But they do have the best selection of beers in the city centre.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:09, archived)

True, 10 handpumps is hard to beat
Have you been to Far from the Madding Crowd, they've got 6 handpumps, and although a little more expensive it's a better atmosphere and the beer has never been bad. (first pub i ever worked in so possibly biased)
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:14, archived)

Do you really live in OX3?
What's your pizza restaurant? I need somewhere to go to eat tomorrow, is it any good?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

I am in OX3 at my borthers while my house is being done
Was living in Summertown, bought a house in Osney but i work in Witney. Well, when i can walk i work in Witney.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

Nice nice.
Is Witney a bit of a dump? It always seems a trifle dull to me. Excellent pizza though?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

Witney is O.K
It sure fucking beats Abingdon. But yeah, typically dull Market town with attached council estate. It's amazing the change from lovely sunday afternoon shopping on the high to full on brawling on saturday night. I'm looking to get out of restaurants and back in to some sort of lovely village pub i reckon. I'm not cooking anymore, went front of house to escape the stress, but i can vouch for my head chef and his team as damn good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

Just down the road from me in Cartoonton then.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)

I have been to Carterton once
was running a little gastro-pub in Cassington and fell asleep on the bus home. Luckily you have friendly bar-staff in whichever pub it was i stumbled in to.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)

off to bed now Oxford Sub-thread
And to anyone else still awake i wish you a good night. Go to bed soon, or, if you're time zone allows, go out and enjoy the sun.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:31, archived)

Goodnight, flatulent porcine.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:36, archived)

G'night chap.
Woah, crew just coming in.
Later /talk.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 2:07, archived)

I'd ban everyone in the world except me and you, and I'd make the site have webcams in member's showers, and a transportation device that'll warp me....
... and then I'd invent a device that translate my creepy comments to "hello, how are you?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

Hi Gonz, how's it going?
I wouldn't mind because I really only have baths so it probably wouldn't apply to me.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

I'm doing good thanks ! Been looking at stuff for my new digs I'm gonna get over the next couple of months, well excited, gonna get all mortgage'd up and all that.
I love a nice warm bath, but always have a shower after. But I don't mind watching you in the shower or the bath, I'm easy going on that, it's up to you =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

whoah hold on is this a jewish thing,
bath and shower? yet your sort always look so grubby.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)

I'd sort of rather you didn't watch me if it's alright with you.
I'm glad your new place is going well. I wish I had somewhere real to live or a job or something. That'd be great.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

That's fine, I can understand that.... oh man, I just got what you mean, I meant letting me watch you bath AS FRIENDS, hahah, yeah' right like I.... with you....hahaha. As mates.
Thank you, something will pop up for you to, are you done with uni now?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

I get my results on Wednesday so not quite all finished, there could be corrections to do, but yeah, essentially I'm looking for lovely jobs now.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

Sounds good, you'll be sorted in no-time =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Thanks lovely.
You'll make someone a wonderfully supportive husband someday.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)

Come to Oxford on Thursday Gonzy.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)

way to use up all the water

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

I'm formally inviting you to Oxford on Thursday Gobbo. You may bring your Son The Doveston and your Daughter The LOVELY Jaction if you like.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:17, archived)

Rob, just to see if the site imploded as a result.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

Me
I'm dull and have nothing to contribute at all.
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:48, archived)

We noticed.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

Hahaha fucking hell.
/ac
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:51, archived)

That goes for most of us really.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:49, archived)

Google

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)

Are you the one that comes on here and occasionally gets grumpy or is that the one with the similar username?
I can never tell you two apart.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

Actually, while we're asking questions
why do you have such similar usernames. Is it like matching jewellery? LOLGAY.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:55, archived)

He gets upset when he's told to fuck off

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:56, archived)

Silly little munchkin.
I do find it funny when people come on b3ta and then get seriously internet hardmanningly upset about being called a cunt. Does anyone really give that much of a shit?

Do you for example, you cunt?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)

some people don't like the word cunt
they really despise it. i don't understand why
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Misogynists probably.
I would also suggest that if you really hate the word cunt then b3ta probably isn't the place for you.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)

i would have to agree with you there

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)

I thought they both did that.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

Is QOTW autism something you are
or something you become after being subjected to it for too long?
I might stop reading it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)

Quite possibly.
Are there actually two different accounts or am I just getting confused.

Who really cares I guess, it's not like this little twazzack is going to bother to reply.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

I dunno, one of them got really upset with me for suggesting it stole its name off the other one though.
That amused me for a few minutes.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

anybody who cannot complete a crystal maze style challenge room for me

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)

Physical, mental, mystery or skill?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

riverdance

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:54, archived)

arguably that's all four

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

_{AaAaAAaAaaAaAAA}^aaaaaAA_aaaaA^RRRr_rrRrRRrRrdvAAAaaAAaAaAAaaAaaAAaaaAaAAaArRrRrRRrrRr^k!!!!!!!!!!!!!^!!!!!!!!_!!!!!!!!!
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

:D
It's-a me!
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtYZLOh7rxQ
( Lord Gnome, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:34, archived)

You're my wife now.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

How the hell did they get away with that?
I presume it was because no bugger actually watched it while it was on.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

No idea.
Though compared to bits of Nighty Night it's quite tame.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

:D
aAaAaAaAAaaAaaAAAaaAaAAAaaAAaAAArRRRrr^RrRrRrrRd_vaAAaAAAAAaAAaAAAaaaAaAaaaAAAAaaaaAa_AaaAAaaa^RRrR^rRrrk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

Hello the lovely stuj!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

'Ning your AWESOMENESS.
:D
Damn, I'm busy tonight. Although I've wasted time putting together briefing packs for two crews who haven't bothered to tell anyone that they've cancelled their flights. Bloody contractors. *Mutter, grumble*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

They deserve no better than death.
Stone them into a bloody pulp for wasting your time.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:48, archived)

I've found you a theme tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDJe4gmxlbI&feature=fvst
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

That's fantastic
And I'm not an aardvark.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

I'm afraid Joe Raposo overlooked Reichsfuhrer von Gnome
when he was writing his catchy children's songs. Possibly Lord Gnome would have been more feasible but i'm not hopeful. Sorry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)

I have heard this and it makes me smile every time.
Thanks! :D
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:39, archived)

Frisboy?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAHG2zxX_rE
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)

not only would this man be banned, he'd be trapped forever in a hall of mirrors

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

I think this one might be Sammi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4GgXzoZ3mo&NR=1
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:15, archived)

Fucking fantastic.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:28, archived)

The end makes watching all the pointless flailing completely worth it.
I bloody love The Crystal Maze.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:46, archived)

That's simply wonderful.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:04, archived)

The crystal maze is an incredible showcase of idiots,
in a hilarious manner, interspersed with the occasional flash of genius. It's no wonder we like it, same as here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:23, archived)

Autisms
All of them
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 27 Jun 2011, 23:53, archived)

I did ban someone earlier from a forum I moderate.
Told him to take a couple of months out, calm down and come back later and talk to me.

That was after he sent me the charming message "Fuck you faggot," but I'm not really a vengeful type- which was why I told him to take some time out and cool off.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)

You've gone power mad, you fucking despot.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

I know- it goes right to my head,
Still- picked up another 125 subscribers today.

[Edit] Looking at the traffic stats we've had 2k hits in the first 24 hours from 464 unique addresses.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

Fuck you faggot

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

Take a couple of months out to calm down.
Temperatures are running quite high all round at the moment and I'd rather not exacerbate the situation. If you feel the same way at the end of August then have a chat with me and we'll see if we can't get to the bottom of it and sort it out.

In the meantime, have an enjoyable summer and I'll talk to you later.

Best wishes,
( Lord Gnome, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:29, archived)

am i banned now?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

No
I doubt you would find that forum unless you went out of your way to look for it.

In which case I would ban you- for a laugh.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:58, archived)

*Smoke bomb*
Nobody. Everyone's too LOVELY to ban.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

awww *hugs the affectionate stuj*

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)

'Ning The LOVELY Womby.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 28 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)