alternatively, have a successful cartoon series on the internet
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:26,
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Cartoons are for kids
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:32,
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but it's easier than beating them up for their pocket money
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manolith hooray for me, Tue 28 Jun 2011, 10:36,
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